So on MySpace, I got this msg from some guy (I bolded the best part):
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm girl you are absolutely gorgeous and it would be my honour if i would even get the chance to be in your presence i mean honestly let's be real here i guy like myself probably is not even worthy to be with a man like myself but it doesn't hurt to try
There's more but it was creepy and followed in the "I'm putting you on my pedestal and worshipping you nao!" thing xD
But srsly.. I hope it's a deleting mistake or something but.. XDDDDDDD Every time I read it I crack up xD
He must have such bad self esteem D: He doesn't think he's nething great, AND he doesn't even deserve to be with a guy like himself!!! Isn't that paradoxical? Doesn't that mean he's getting infinitely less "worthy"? :O
XDDD
I'm so amused.
Want to get really confused? Ask yourself what would happen if he decided he could do better than a man like himself and tried to move on. :P
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the poor shlub just didn't proofread his little paen, but I have to admit, that is QUITE amusing. And embarrasing.
ReplyDeleteIt's really an ontological question. If a fella is such a loser, can he be such a loser that he can't even get with himself?
ReplyDeleteThat's why you proofread when you are hitting on people on Myspace (seriously...has a woman ever responded to a random "GeeeZ! YOU ARE SO HOT, BABE!" with a "I gotta meet him!"? Is there a vibrant Myspace dating scene I am missing out on?)
ReplyDeleteI, for one, know that I'm so awesome that I'm way out of my league. =P
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Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm that guy needs to proofread.
ReplyDeleteYour "admirer's" post just gave me a migraine.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of fellow comic blogger Dave Campbell:
"THE PAIN!!!!"
Thom: Is there a vibrant Myspace dating scene I am missing out on?
ReplyDeleteOnly for 14 y/os I'm guessing >.>;;
Srsly.. I get SO MANY of these and I'm always wondering "do any of them EVAR WORK?" o_O;;
Do these guys walk up to a girl at school with "OH BABY! YOU ARE SO HOT AND I DON'T DESERVE YOU!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!!! I COULDN'T GET A MAN LIKE ME!" (Naw, they probably "proof think")
ReplyDeleteMost likely, it was some schlock to try to impress you as humble, that he didn't mean and is epic FAIL.
ReplyDeleteI know from my time in the service- they can work. It's just rare as hell. I know one thing, if I was to pick someone up, it wouldn't be through myspace.
It's Hofstadter's Law, applied to relationships.
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